Pussy tastes like Durian.

A woman once told me that pussy tastes like durian.

If I were to describe to you the flavor of durian, I might be something like a fine spread of pineapple, onion, garlic, and a hint of sweet, pungent garbage.

Durian, the “king of fruits” is native to Borneo and popular all over Southeast Asia. This green, spiny fruit can grow as large as 12 inches. Inside, it’s yellow flesh encases pods of custardy yellowy heaven.

Normally served and eaten with plastic gloves (this fruit is even banned on public transportation and in hotels) because of the lingering scent it leaves on your fingers. muy potente!

Pinapple, onion, garlic, and sweet garbage.

You know the smell I mean. When you walk by a full to the brim dumpster in the middle of the swelter summer heat the day before trash pickup.

Does pussy tastes like durian?

It’s not that I think pussy tastes like a creamy dip with fruity pineapple high notes, and that raw earthy combination of onion and garlic, or that it’s flavor can even be compared to trash…

But, it does have these indescribable flavors… I can only get so far as…

Creamy, a bit salty, and sweet, with maybe a touch of acid, (like adding a bit of vinegar to your salad) oh and most importantly, a unique spice blend

Now that I’m thinking about it, It’s luxuriously smooth texture, and the way it’s signature smell lingers on…

Perhaps that woman was onto something.

Guess I’ll need to do more research.

How would you describe the flavor?